Weird California Laws

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand in Los Angeles.
It is illegal to eat oranges in a bathtub.
Due to the ambled name of "Texas Instrument," the TI-82,TI-83,TI-83 ,TI-86, and TI-89 were all banished from California. If caught with one, 4 weeks of prison is assigned.

In San Francisco - Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
In San Francisco - It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
In San Francisco - Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
In San Francisco - It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
In San Francisco - Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.